Ideas

"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.  I'm frightened of the old ones."
-John Cage, musician, music theorist, writer, artist, and pioneer of indeterminacy in music, electroacoustic music, and non-standard use of musical instruments

Challenge

"It takes a challenge to move us into the future."
-Kathleen Horwood

Tenants and Landlord

"We are the tenants.  God is the landlord."
-Kathleen Horwood, pastor

Power in Christ

"Friends, the power in Christ has never been greater."
-Norbert Haukenfrers, Anglican minister

Sex

"We don't use sex to get what we want.  Sex is what we want."
-Kelsey Grammer as Fraiser Crane on "Fraiser"

Wife

"Everything magically appears when your wife looks for it."
-Lew Harrison

Ignorance

"I don't need other people's ignorance.  I have my own."
-Rob Van Dam

Hugh Hefner on Twitter

"As if that old bastard uses Twitter."
-Mark Jensen

Stephen Baldwin

Is Stephen Baldwin that hard up for work that he now has to host "Scare Tactics?"

Lap Dance Money

"This is lap dance money."
-Barry Weiss, a collector and one of the stars of "Storage Wars"

Optimist

"For myself, I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else."
-Sir Winston Churchill

Both

"We may have democracy, or we may have wealth concentrated in the hands of the few, but we cannot have both."
-Louis Brandeis, Associate Justice on the Supreme Court of the United States from 1916 to 1939

The First Socialist

"Jesus was the first socialist, the first to seek a better life for mankind."
-Mikhail Gorbachev, former Soviet statesman, having served as General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union and as the last head of state of the Soviet Union

Ending The Deficit

"I could end the deficit in just five minutes.  You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit on more than three percent of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are not eligible for re-election."
-Warren Buffett, business magnate, investor, and philanthropist

Liberalism

"Liberalism, above all, means emancipation - emancipation from one's fears, his inadequacies, from prejudice, from discrimination, from poverty."
-Hubert H. Humphrey, Humanitea Party movement

Earth

"Consider again that dot.  That's here.  That's home.  That's us.  On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you've ever heard of, every human being whoever was, lived out their lives.  The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lives there - on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam... Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.  Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping of cosmic dark.  In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves."
-Carl Sagan, astronomer, astrophysicist, cosmologist, author, science popularizer, and science communicator in astronomy and natural sciences

Neutral

"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor."
-Desmond Tutu, South African activist and Anglican bishop

The Problem

"See, the problem is God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-Robin Williams, actor and comedian

Watch

"Watch your thoughts for they become words.  Watch your words for they become actions.  Watch your actions for they become habits.  Watch your habits for they become your character.  Watch your character for it becomes your destiny."
-Unknown

Hate

"Hate is far more a choice than homosexuality will ever be."
-Unknown

Class Warfare

"Experience declares that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for I can apply no milder term to the general prey on the rich of the poor."
-Thomas Jefferson, politician, founding father, and third president of the United States

"Science literacy is a vaccine against the Charlatans of the world that would exploit your ignorance."
-Neil deGrasse Tyson, astrophysicist and science communicator

 "We need more people speaking out.  This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers.  It's overrun with sheep and conformists."
-Bill Maher, comedian, TV host, and satirist

Freedom

"There's only one kind of freedoms and that's individual liberty."
-Ron Paul, politician

Spending Money

"People spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."
-Will Smith, actor and rapper

Shitty Jokes

"Wow, Ray's not here and we're still using his shitty jokes."
-Gabriel Iglesias, comedian

More

"How is less more?  More is more!"
-Yngwie Malmsteen, guitarist

Unexamined Life

"The unexamined life is not worth living."
-Socrates

The Teacher

"You're the teacher!  Oh my God, you're the teacher!
-Tara Spencer-Nairn as Karen Pelly on "Corner Gas"

In The Future

"I wanna be buried in  spring loaded casket with loads of confetti so in the future, some archaeologist is going to have one awesome day at work."
-Lew Harrison

Titanic

"So "Titanic" didn't make enough money the first time that it needs to be released in 3D."
-Mr. C.C.

LMFAO

"If LMFAO were sorry for party rocking, than they wouldn't release another shitty song in the same vain..."
-Mr. C.C.

Barry Weiss

"Barry Weiss on "Storage Wars" sounds like Jack Nicholson!"
-Mr. C.C.

Moderation

"Do everything in moderation, including moderation."
-Benjamin Franklin

Moderation

"Moderation in all things."
-Terrence, Roman playwright

Tanning Beds

"In a thousand years archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment."
-Lew Harrison

Skinny Jeans

"They're called skinny jeans, not MAKE you skinny jeans. Nice try though."
-Lew Harrison

Wedding Vows

"I think they should change wedding vows from 'for richer or poorer, til death do us part' to 'you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you.'"
-Lew Harrison

A Joke

""If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the washroom and watch you take a leak..."
-Steve Martin as Neil Page in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

Women's Hands

"You can tell a lot about a womn just from her hands... for instance, if they are placed around your throat and she's squeezing, she's probably a little upset...."
-Lew Harrison